Not only will you sleep with me, but you will say 'please.'"I stared at him, shocked. The smile widened. "You will say 'please' before and 'thank you' after." Nervous laughter bubbled up. "You've gone insane. All that peroxide in your hair finally did your brain in, Goldilocks.

Ilona Andrews
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Goldilocks, a character from a story by the Brothers Grimm, was a very naughty little girl. She ate a bowl of porridge that was too hot and a bowl of porridge that was too cold. She ate a bowl of porridge that had been left out overnight and a bowl of porridge that had been taken out of the oven too soon. When she left the house for the first time, she broke the chair in the house. This is called 'breaking and entering.' "

Source: Magic Burns

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